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Dear Son: Please die super rich

Dear Son, You have always loved fighting. I was surprised when you initially took to soccer. You must have started smoking weed quite earlier than we noticed. I guess you have already made up your mind on this one. But you are already 38 years old. Mayweather retired at 41. You wanna get killed? Cruiserweight at 38…when do you hope ...

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Dear Ediale: Do you realize I am Jose Mourinho

Dear Ediale Your letter came late. I’ll try it next time. However, do you realize I am Jose Mourinho. Why do you think, I will take to your advice? Who are you? I lost. I wasn’t expecting to lose. But the team with the greatest desire, emotions and hard work won. My team deserved to be punished. And that’s it. ...

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Our Thoughts As Madrid Outshines Man United

Manchester United missed out on an opportunity to lift the Super Cup for the second time in the club’s history, suffering a 2-1 defeat to Real Madrid. Ediale Kingsley and a Manchester United fan had their thoughts poured here.   Well, even a Barca fan got to love this Madrid. Done and dusted in a clinical fashion. English teams must ...

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Where Lukaku is better than Kane

  By Ediale Kingsley So a lot of football lovers don’t like Romelu Lukaku. Most Man United fans pray Chelsea gets him first. And most Chelsea fans pray Man United gets him. But is the Belgian really that bad? On the contrary, he is quite the deal. Someone asked me, if I would appreciate him playing for Barcelona. As a ...

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Lukaku Vs. Morata: 7 Points Analysis To Discover The Better Striker

Two players are about to play key roles for two clubs that will be among the serious contenders for the EPL glory 2017/18 season. Manchester United wants Alvaro Morata. Chelsea are gunning for Romelu Lukaku. The question is which is a better buy. Ediale Kingsley answers with 7 judicious points. 1. Alvaro Morata would cost  Manchester United £60-65m. Romelu Lukaku ...

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Sergio Romero Shows Readiness To Take Over From De Gea

Who didn’t see Sergio Romero’s stunt saving skills yesterday against Southampton? The Argentine number two goalie was pretty impressive on the on night for Manchester United. The penalty save, superman dives, back-line coordination and so on made the difference in the game as Mourinho’s men would settle for another draw. Sergio Romero’s record for Man Utd this season: 17 games ...

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Meet City’s New Legend

Pablo Zabaleta becomes the first ManCity Legend. I remember when they use to troll City fans, saying Chelsea has Drogba, Lampard, Zola e.t.c, Arsenal has Henry, Beckamp, and co as Legends. They mentioned the legends of ManUnited too but laughed at the question mark to ManCity. Well, today as Zabaleta ends his 9year career with City. They can now boast ...

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ManU Couldn’t ManUp

Everyone thought I was smoking cannabis when I thought Chelsea would lose to Middlesbrough. They didn’t quite feel the same when I said Jose Mourinho won’t give Manchester United the UCL spot they are gunning for. Maybe because I gave them why, in a good detailed analysis. What went wrong in that Match was pretty simple. Tactical Mourinho goofed on his ...

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