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Tag Archives: EPL

Dear Bilic: I had a gossip session with Andre Ayew

Dear Bilic, Slaven Bilic, my man. What’s up? You know you are my man, right? Well if everyone forsake you just because you lost the West Ham job, ordinary West Ham job, just know I am a man that won’t reject you. But… You no try shaaaa! (Yeah, use Google Pidgin English translator for this one). How could you undermind ...

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Dear Koeman: Ancelotti is in town.

Dear Koeman, You were good but somehow became bad. We haven’t sacked you since because we had hope in you. To prevent you from becoming terrible in our hands we have to let you go. Ancelotti is in town. We’d like to test him. Your Boss, Everton FC #YoursFootbally #JN12Football Share This:

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Dear Luiz: Can you beat up Antonio Conte for us?

Dear Luiz, How are you? Still always wonder why you are not playing for Barcelona. You look like Puyol, play like Pique. Yeah, I think you are the aggressive version of Pique. Now, a quick one. Can you beat up Antonio Conte for us? Yes, you are the only one with enough guts to beat the Italian. Do it for ...

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Dear Ediale: Do you realize I am Jose Mourinho

Dear Ediale Your letter came late. I’ll try it next time. However, do you realize I am Jose Mourinho. Why do you think, I will take to your advice? Who are you? I lost. I wasn’t expecting to lose. But the team with the greatest desire, emotions and hard work won. My team deserved to be punished. And that’s it. ...

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Dear Conte: What is scarce is the Champions League Cup

  Dear Conte, Your brother, Carlo Ancelotti, isn’t in town for nothing. You are loosing it. The EPL doesn’t excites ‘baba olowo’ that much. He’s got a couple of those already in his trophy room. What is scarce is the Champions League Cup. The thing is, the Russian Billionaire doesn’t think like the average EPL Club owners. He thinks he ...

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Manchester City Turns Chelsea’s Blues To Reggae

  You’d think this was a match. It wasn’t. Says Ediale Kingsley in his usual apt analysis. The dominance over the blues lasted for 93mins. Chelsea used their first 45mins to respect Manchester City. The second half had few seconds of attacking rush from Conte’s men. In total, maybe, 6 attacks. Fans of Chelsea, on seeing the formation lined up ...

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Lukaku Vs. Morata: 7 Points Analysis To Discover The Better Striker

Two players are about to play key roles for two clubs that will be among the serious contenders for the EPL glory 2017/18 season. Manchester United wants Alvaro Morata. Chelsea are gunning for Romelu Lukaku. The question is which is a better buy. Ediale Kingsley answers with 7 judicious points. 1. Alvaro Morata would cost  Manchester United £60-65m. Romelu Lukaku ...

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