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Dear Mourinho: Play good football with these lads

Dear Mourinho, How are you? I had to quickly send you a letter at half time. I hear its already 2-0. The saddest part of playing safe, dirty or bus-parking football is your team soon learn how not to play good football. Do you want to win Huddersfield at second half? Remove Lingard and Young. Leave Mata. Bring in Rashford. ...

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Dear Son: Please die super rich

Dear Son, You have always loved fighting. I was surprised when you initially took to soccer. You must have started smoking weed quite earlier than we noticed. I guess you have already made up your mind on this one. But you are already 38 years old. Mayweather retired at 41. You wanna get killed? Cruiserweight at 38…when do you hope ...

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Dear Ronaldo: Good Guy Messi Was There To Bid You Farewell

Dear Ronaldo, …Can’t get to start informal with you. This may not be an informal letter after all. You won a thing yesterday? Yeah, you made FIFA team 11 too. Good luck on that. You Portuguese have some things in common. I heard a Mourinho in your speech yesterday. Suddenly, after finally catching up, you’d technically give that Messi vs ...

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