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Dear Bilic: I had a gossip session with Andre Ayew

Dear Bilic, Slaven Bilic, my man. What’s up? You know you are my man, right? Well if everyone forsake you just because you lost the West Ham job, ordinary West Ham job, just know I am a man that won’t reject you. But… You no try shaaaa! (Yeah, use Google Pidgin English translator for this one). How could you undermind ...

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Dear Mourinho: Play good football with these lads

Dear Mourinho, How are you? I had to quickly send you a letter at half time. I hear its already 2-0. The saddest part of playing safe, dirty or bus-parking football is your team soon learn how not to play good football. Do you want to win Huddersfield at second half? Remove Lingard and Young. Leave Mata. Bring in Rashford. ...

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Dear Koeman: Ancelotti is in town.

Dear Koeman, You were good but somehow became bad. We haven’t sacked you since because we had hope in you. To prevent you from becoming terrible in our hands we have to let you go. Ancelotti is in town. We’d like to test him. Your Boss, Everton FC #YoursFootbally #JN12Football Share This:

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Dear Son: Please die super rich

Dear Son, You have always loved fighting. I was surprised when you initially took to soccer. You must have started smoking weed quite earlier than we noticed. I guess you have already made up your mind on this one. But you are already 38 years old. Mayweather retired at 41. You wanna get killed? Cruiserweight at 38…when do you hope ...

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Dear Ronaldo: Good Guy Messi Was There To Bid You Farewell

Dear Ronaldo, …Can’t get to start informal with you. This may not be an informal letter after all. You won a thing yesterday? Yeah, you made FIFA team 11 too. Good luck on that. You Portuguese have some things in common. I heard a Mourinho in your speech yesterday. Suddenly, after finally catching up, you’d technically give that Messi vs ...

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Dear Luiz: Can you beat up Antonio Conte for us?

Dear Luiz, How are you? Still always wonder why you are not playing for Barcelona. You look like Puyol, play like Pique. Yeah, I think you are the aggressive version of Pique. Now, a quick one. Can you beat up Antonio Conte for us? Yes, you are the only one with enough guts to beat the Italian. Do it for ...

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Dear Ediale: Do you realize I am Jose Mourinho

Dear Ediale Your letter came late. I’ll try it next time. However, do you realize I am Jose Mourinho. Why do you think, I will take to your advice? Who are you? I lost. I wasn’t expecting to lose. But the team with the greatest desire, emotions and hard work won. My team deserved to be punished. And that’s it. ...

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Dear Conte: What is scarce is the Champions League Cup

  Dear Conte, Your brother, Carlo Ancelotti, isn’t in town for nothing. You are loosing it. The EPL doesn’t excites ‘baba olowo’ that much. He’s got a couple of those already in his trophy room. What is scarce is the Champions League Cup. The thing is, the Russian Billionaire doesn’t think like the average EPL Club owners. He thinks he ...

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Dear Pro Ronaldo Peeps

  Dear Pro Ronaldo peeps, Hope you guys are good? I’d like to explain that I kinda respect y’all positions to be fans of the rude Portuguese boy. What I don’t get is you think I must also show him love. Especially when I don’t have the love for him. What I have is what I have learnt to give ...

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