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Dear Chukwuemeka, Hope you got the Christmas 3

Dear Meka Kema, This is my second letter to you. You don’t seem to like replying my messages. Anyways, I hope you got my Christmas tree, or three. YoursFootbally, Ediale     Here is a letter I sent to you the day Tottenham attempted to be Barcelona:   Dear Meka Kema, Hope you didn’t join Perez, Roberto Carlos and Raul ...

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Dear Kelechi, Greetings from your village

Dear Kelechi, Iheanachor what’s the matter? You have moved from Majorster City to the Lesster City yet no improvement. Don’t say it’s your village people. Because I am writing this letter from your village. They said they have nothing on you. In fact, they said they are fed up with the regular accusations. They aren’t happy that whenever anybody from ...

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Dear Pep, take up a dance class

Dear Pep, Take it easy. You and I know you could have ended the game with only 2 goals. Or 3 goals. Your quick meeting with Domènec Torrent at the touch line after the 3rd goal had me guessing. First guess: You were telling the Spaniard how lovely it is to punish Pochettino for ever voicing his preference to coach ...

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Dear Mourinho, Slap Somebody

Dear Mourinho, I am writing you from my bed, just after predicting your team won’t score in the Manchester derby (aptly speaking, the MouPep Clasico). It’s not a bad time to be ProPep, and certainly not the best time to be AntiJose. And that’s why I’m sending you a letter. You have to reinvent the mind games and give us ...

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Dear Man United fans, Don’t Be Bad Losers

Dear Man United Fans, Pep is not your coach’s mate. It’s just another win for him. He said it before the match that winning Mourinho won’t be any special. The boss won tonight. He’s having a ball and being unstoppable. Don’t tell me he is winning because he spent more in the transfer window. That’s how some people  under the ...

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Dear Bartomeu, I hate you

Dear Bartomeu, I hate you. I truly really do. Yeah, I don’t dislike you. I hate. I just discovered Mbappe was keen on becoming a Barca boy. Master Kylian Mbappe of the most high God had disgust for Real Madrid and only went PSG after you vehemently refused to look in his direction. If you know how to read, you ...

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Dear Pochettino, Go get three good players instead

Dear Pochettino, You probably thought José was gonna park the bus. Well, you could have won if Sisoko didn’t choose to be a team c standard. Your Tottenham couldn’t win without Kane? Reason I usually advise the sale a major player in your squad to a more complete team. Why not sell Kane for £150-200m. Go get three good players ...

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Dear Mum, I deal with international investment

Dear Mum, She asked “What do you do for a living? Then I replied, “I analyze and invest in highly risky business opportunities that has the possibilities of high returns, I deal with international investment of over 1.5, 2.5, 3.5, analyzing and investing in business opportunities across England, Spain, Italy, Germany, France etc.” She was excited but she never knew ...

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