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Open Letter: Nigerian Fan Dumps Benzema To Crush On Phyno

 

Chisara Agoha, a Real Madrid fan, in an open letter to her friend, Charles Agwam has related her transfer of affection from the French star in Real Madrid to the Nigerian Rap musician. Read on…

Dear Charles Agwam,
This may come as a surprise to you but you know what they say about change? It is constant. You have been taunting me about having Benzema who you termed “lazy” as a crush. You should also remember that I didn’t just jump and started crushing on Benzema. My first crush was Angel Di Maria but he left to Manchester United and I didn’t want to leave with him, so I remained in Real. How can I stay without a crush? I picked Benzema to crush on. Don’t ask me why I didn’t crush on Ronaldo or Marcelo?(don’t try mentioning Bale). Well, I didn’t want to crush on those.

But it will be good news or bad news(choose anyone) that I have dumped Benzema and have found a new crush(smiling and feeling good). I am coming home this time. I am done with international/abroad crushing. Home is bae and I am back home. I am now a home-based crusher. Away crushing hasn’t paid me. Now, I unveil to you and the whole villagers in zuckerville my new crush. I loved him after watching his interview on African Magic Igbo. Ugoo m, I present to you my new crush PHYNO. Pray for me in this new crushing journey.

I also attached his pictures herein.

Your one and only Chichi.

Note:
1. Chibuzor Nelson Azubuike, better known by his stage name Phyno, is a Nigerian rapper, singer, songwriter and record producer. He started his musical career as a producer in 2003. He is renowned for rapping in the Igbo language.
2. Karim Mostafa Benzema is a French professional footballer who plays for Spanish club Real Madrid and the France national team as a striker.

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About Ediale Kingsley

Ediale Kingsley is the Founding Editor of Jersey Number Twelve and Head of the Trends & Sports desk at National Daily Newspaper. He thinks he is polygamous, married to three wives; Football, Laptop and Internet. When not writing, he is writing or prepping to write. These days he is everywhere talking, filming and showing-up football and films. This National Daily trained journalist went to school to be a graduate in accounting.

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